Remember the 1980s?
Remember the Bon Jovi video for "Wanted: Dead or Alive"?
Remember how cool their rock-n-roll lifestyle looked?
Yesterday, Bon Jovi's private jet skidded off the runway at Hamilton International Airport in Canada. They were flying in from Buffalo, New York. A forty five minute DRIVE away.
Bon Jovi flies on their private jet for arguably walkable distances.
Their life has devolved from Rock-n-roll fantasy to cartoon wonderland.
Their life is fantastic.
They also have good hair.
Except for the guy who looks like a rat.
Eventually they'll just replace him with an extremely expensive robot.
I wonder if they fly to dinner? Or to the mall?
These are the questions that consume the mind at night.
How does Bon Jovi go to the mall?
A sleepy sunday.
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