No one remembers where the last Superbowl was.
No one remembers which teams were in it, or who won.
No one can recall any of the plays.
No one thinks about the first touchdown or the last field goal.
Yet, the pre-Superbowl hype machine is in full effect again. If you believe what you see, if you dare miss the "Big Game" this weekend or even turn the channel for a moment then the world will cease to exist. This is clearly the most important day of all time. A monumental event that will truly will change the course of history.
Do you really want to waste four hours of your life watching DETROIT on television.
I would rather eat my own Pancreas.
Maybe I'll have a Superbowl party in the loft this year and make it all Detroit themed. Everyone would have to come dressed as a laid-off auto worker, a methamphetamine addict, a pimp or a fire.
Or maybe I'll sit on the floor and eat cottage cheese.
Either way, life will go on.
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