After spending a good portion of a month in Japan, it only made sense to go find the freshest sushi in town.
The Shedd aquarium is one of the finest Aquariums in the world. That's what they keep telling you. .. I have no idea who decides and ranks Aquariums, but it sounds like a nice job to have.
I've been to a few of these places. They all seem to have fine gift shops. I kept asking the woman if they had any jewelery made from real dolphins. She didn't seem to get the humor.
Dolphins are apparently the smartest animals on earth. Clearly the definition of "smart" is directly linked the ability to swim fast and jump out of the water. This doesn't seem smart to me at all. If the fucking dolphins were so bright, they'd eat their trainers and build hovercrafts.
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