Every once in a while you need to treat yourself.
A little something to make the bad man go away.
So, I bought myself a brand new camera.
Here's the kicker though.... this is a camera that has the most interesting built in feature. You press a button, and it quite literally makes you smile. I have no idea how they do it. Fucking face recognition and robots and fancypants mumbo jumbo ridiculous awesome. It's amazing.
You can't make this shit up.
A machine that makes you smile. I cannot tell you how fitting this is. So right for the moment. Sometimes the Lord works in mysterious ways... other times, it's just excellent engineering and available in a glass case in Chinatown.
So I'm hanging out in my completely empty house... making frowns that turn upside down.
Everything changes. Hello. Good Morning.
Suddenly it's a beautiful day.
Just had to press the right button.
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amazing. I can't believe this shit exists sometimes. Is there a button that shows you throwing it down with a mexican porn star on a bed of oranges?
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