Boston, USA

A fitting observation in Beantown.

Every time you see five males walking together down a busy street you can ALWAYS attribute the characters of the individual members of the New Kids on The Block to each individual member of the group.

This isn't a once-in-a-while thing. This is a law of nature.

It is fact.

In any given group of guys, one of them is always the ruffian. This guy usually has a bit of facial hair, perhaps some cheapie tattoos under his clothes. He is the Donny Wahlberg of the organization. A rough-uncontrollable force who's favorite thing to do is to "look cool".

Then you have the Jordan Knight. The good looking, ambiguous-acting gentleman who's wearing a blazer... because he can. You know that he gets more dirty action than anyone, but you just can't picture him in that situation.

Danny, the ugly one, always has to let his personality shine to make up for a complete lack of talent, skills or balance. There's always one in every group. "The friendly uglies". The ones who make you look better.

Joey was the youngest. And then there was some faceless filler who looked kind of like a rat.

How the hell do I know this?