A barren dessert.
Millions of people. A significant drought of dermatologists. Empty streets, chain restaurants and gentleman's clubs. The valley of the sun.
I suppose I lived here when I was a child. I can't really remember it all that well. Either way, Phoenix seems to be known for three things. Hot weather. Cold people. John McCain.
The poor guy doesn't have a chance.
So I thought let's help him out. See, Presidential politics is all about how you market yourself.... and right now aside from the 'creepy mothball' demographic, the man is suffering.
An idea.
Make him hip again. Speak to his core constituencies in a way that brings out their memories of what's cool combined with items they use in their daily life.
So I made a poster.
God bless America.
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